I’m losing my fucking mind

Being the international sensation, heart throb and all American quarter-back that i am, i rarely have time to think for myself. Sadly though on the few occasions that i do, i seem to be finding it increasingly difficult. The simple stuff like operating my mouth, flicking through splash mags and shouting at dogs are a doddle but when it comes to the harder stuff like remembering the names of close friends and relatives i regularly fall down.

This also applies to any little ideas i might have. Maybe for tunes, dinner or some sort of hilarious, 140 character long witticism. My memory seems to be on its way out in a very real and alarming way. I decided i could counter this by as soon as i got an idea to immediately write it down in the ‘notes’ section of my iTelephone. This worked for a while but it has now got to the point where i have an idea, take out my phone and by the time the notes have loaded up the idea has gone!
Also i now have pages and pages of notes from a while ago that make less and less sense. So, here is a list of some of the ones that i have absolutely now idea about and if anyone has even the tiniest idea as to what any of them mean, please let me know.

KTHXBAI xxx

NOTES

ROFL McDonald – McDonald’s new online campaign perhaps?

We do extras – Do we?

Ear Vagina – Skull fucking?

Water – Drink more water? Have a bath? aaghrgr.

Smiling from the waist down – Good times!!

Bullet proof coffin – Chocolate tea pot?

You’re only scared because you’re chained to the radiator – Worrying, very worrying.

Any thoughts? Answers on a postcard, usual address.