Rankin Radio – Episode 1

Download Episode Click and hold then ‘save as’   This is a test for android users, not just a lazy Continue reading →

Suicide Dub Design Competition

I am looking for designs for a new range of Suicide Dub/High Rankin t-shirts. Concept is simple, incorporate the logo into either Continue reading →

Locker Room Diaries

Is it in any way necessary to spend upwards of 5 minute drying your misshapen cock and balls with a hair dryer Continue reading →

My guide to the home festival

If you’re one of the many people that missed out on tickets for Glastonbury or any of the other mudfests Continue reading →

But Christmas was ages ago, no?

Wooohoooo it’s 2011!! Obviously it’s not. Well it is for you but not for me. I’m writing this in mid Continue reading →

Too ripe for public consumption

After more than i year i have finally had a column turned down by IDJ mag due being too ripe Continue reading →

Rave Romance

Jenny tugged excitedly at the belt of Danny’s slim fit jeans and ran her hands across his pale clammy chest. Continue reading →

This Is Suicide Dub – Pt 2

Afternoon meat tubes, i hope i find you well. Praise be the lord, the second ‘This is Suicide Dub’ album Continue reading →

Global Warming

Oi you. Yeah you. Unshaven, unwashed, yesterdays pants, biscuits on chin, Billy no mates. Yeah you. You are destroying this Continue reading →

Holidays

As I write this I am sat on a train that hasn’t moved in an hour and 45 minutes. Apparently Continue reading →