Rankin Radio – Episode 1

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Suicide Dub Design Competition

I am looking for designs for a new range of Suicide Dub/High Rankin t-shirts. Concept is simple, incorporate the logo into either design using no more than 3 colours at A3 size Continue reading →

Locker Room Diaries

Is it in any way necessary to spend upwards of 5 minute drying your misshapen cock and balls with a hair dryer in a gym changing room? No. No it is not. Continue reading →

My guide to the home festival

If you’re one of the many people that missed out on tickets for Glastonbury or any of the other mudfests this year, don’t worry, you can put your own festival Continue reading →

But Christmas was ages ago, no?

Wooohoooo it’s 2011!! Obviously it’s not. Well it is for you but not for me. I’m writing this in mid December as these sort of things have to be written Continue reading →

Too ripe for public consumption

After more than i year i have finally had a column turned down by IDJ mag due being too ripe for public consumption. So here it is. The First Time…………. The Continue reading →

Rave Romance

Jenny tugged excitedly at the belt of Danny’s slim fit jeans and ran her hands across his pale clammy chest. Danny lent a hand and soon the buckle was loose Continue reading →

This Is Suicide Dub – Pt 2

Afternoon meat tubes, i hope i find you well. Praise be the lord, the second ‘This is Suicide Dub’ album is out on the 28th of November and boy is Continue reading →

Global Warming

Oi you. Yeah you. Unshaven, unwashed, yesterdays pants, biscuits on chin, Billy no mates. Yeah you. You are destroying this planet and you make me and the rest of the Continue reading →

Holidays

As I write this I am sat on a train that hasn’t moved in an hour and 45 minutes. Apparently some twat’s done something twatty on a bridge and we’re Continue reading →